In the Samaria Gorge on Crete, there are these signs telling visitors that there is"GREAT DANGER! WALK QUICKLY!"
I should have that around my neck right now. In large, orange letters. Maybe with a menacing stare like that skiing guy. The letters, not I. I better not look at anyone. May let them burst into flames and we wouldn't want that.
I evaluated my this and that yesterday and today and have it black on white now that I work way too fast. 2.5 times faster than expected. And is there a reward? A thank you? A nice smile? A piece of wall that features my picture and name under the inscription "Employee of the year".
Can I break something to feel better? Please?